13 Reasons Why Big Boobs are Terrible

1.  Keyhole tops.

2. Bathing suits.

3.  Running.

4.  Messenger bags.

5. The way your boobs just “sit” on the counter when you’re on a bar stool.

6. Trampolines.

7. Paying $70 for a bra.

8. The labor of having to keep from laughing when your D-cup friends start talking about their “huge boobs”.

9. Assumptions from men about sexual willingness.  (I’m serious)

10. Getting suffocated all through yoga class.

11. Archery.  

12. Golfing.

13. Doing the limbo.  

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One thought on “13 Reasons Why Big Boobs are Terrible

  1. jessicask23 says:

    14. OH GOD MY SPINE WHY

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